HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → f
"Harry’s mouth fell open. The dishes in front of him were now piled with food. He had never seen so many things he liked to eat on one table: roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, Yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, peppermint humbugs."
somebody is probably thinking about kissing you and touching your butt right now, how cool is that.
listen you little shit, nothing gets done with that attitude YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE
oh my fucking god
i wish my hips were as truthful as shakiras
1.07 Hook Man
New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final
i did a thing i have been wanting to do for like eleven years now
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
<>asexual witching hour<>
ALSO, AND I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW RON LEFT THE MINISTRY AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS TO HELP GEORGE RUN WEASLEYS’ WIZARD WHEEZES. Now I have no doubt that that job takes an extraneous amount of effort but I am betting 100000% that his career is less demanding than Hermione’s.
Which means Ron is probably the more hands-on parent.
Which means Ron Weasley as a stay-at-home dad is practically canon.